Reviewer:
BoloResartus
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November 3, 2009
Subject:
The pure Cheese
These Werewolf Cult Chronicles are the cream
cheese of low budget horror.
There is always something in them that wrecks
any attempt to get into the story by sheer
incongruity.
However, their true worth overcomes all the
odds by wringing a strangled gasp of horror
from the startled viewer.
This one is no exception.
Reviewer:
HenryPonds
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March 12, 2008
Subject:
I took the 3rd guys ADVISE it was PAINFUL to WATCH...
I only stay for a 1/3 of this poor atempt a entertainment when the kid said WHAT IF THERE ARE GERMANS IN THERE?...(FAT ACE!)"NO it'a ABANDON" I was ABANDONE WATCHING!!How did he KNOW it WAS EMPTY...Hmmmmmmm! Cheers!(4 Effort! You guys always got the GO NADS AWARD!!!DIDN"T YA!?)
CHIP CHIP CHEERIO OLD BOYS!,HenryPonds a REAL
Reviewer:
mattstrange
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December 30, 2006
Subject:
comedy gold!
this is hilarious!!!
its has the best british accents by germans ever and taught me that adidas tracky bottoms existed in 1916
Reviewer:
MediaWhore
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September 3, 2005
Subject:
okay
Your standard student fim project here (ie.. lots of bad acting and violence). I was amused by some of the special effects that they made however cheesy they might have been. I'll give them an A for effort but only 2 stars otherwise.
Reviewer:
DarkSideDesign
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September 2, 2005
Subject:
Really bad
This was a really bad short movie. Bad acting and computer fx that makes me cry. The "f-word" is "Focker" and it is a airplane...
Reviewer:
ovalprocess
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August 3, 2005
Subject:
Not a good entry in the series
Acting and special effects are just OK. The "f" word is said four times for no good reason. Not nearly as good as the first film in the series. I think the actors are German struggling to speak English. The Werewolf is not really present in the film except for maybe 2 seconds, and it looks just like the head to a costume. There is a purple tint to some scenes, so I guess that is the purple in "Purple Twilight." Not sure what the "Monsters" are, I saw just one Werewolf costume head. The camera angles and editing are not great. Pass on this film and watch something else.